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Friday, December 3, 2010

Who's socks are the "worst:" Mel, or Aisans, or are there worse socks out there I have yet to experience? - David Jirik

Congratulations on being our first ever question on MELIPEDIA, and an excellent question indeed.

MELIPEDIA recognizes the two very distinct smells emitted from each of the girls socks, and can in no way determine which sock displays a worse smell. While both socks have accumulated grunge and dirt from the rugby field, Mel's socks have a more rotten/moldy smell, while Aisan's give off the equally disenchanting smell of sweat and mildew. A hierarchy of smell cannot be detected between the two, as they display dissimilar yet equally abhorring smells of pungency.

The notion of there being worse socks out there is valid. While MELIPEDIA has yet to come across data solidifying this claim, it is suggested that those who hike the Sahara desert for months at a time emit foot odor that is unfathomable within the Western world.

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